Scout

June 17, 2009 at 1:35 am | Posted in Benefits, People, Society, Threats | Leave a comment
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This may cost much more than you think.

Concerned at your unwillingness to make friends at school, your parents may compel you to attend Cubs, Scouts, Guides or Brownies.

This will be a largely negative experience.

On the upside, you’ll likely be better than the entire troop at lighting campfires in adverse conditions. Though this talent will earn you only grudging respect (and probably a nickname).

On the downside, your obsession with maximising your merit badge collection will put you at the mercy of any paedophiles among the supervising adults.

These predators will gain your trust by going easy on you in badge assessments. As soon as your guard is down, they’ll strike.

Their attack will have acute and chronic repercussions that are too numerous to describe in this post.

Suffice it to say that your Asperger symptoms will attain an unprecedented intensity.

😦

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