Golf

June 19, 2009 at 6:11 am | Posted in Benefits, People, Touch | Leave a comment
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Riches lie at your very feet.

Though you may lack the coordination to play golf with your parents, you can make good money as you follow them round.

Equipped with rubber boots, you’ll excel at finding lost balls in long grass by feeling with your feet. Your sense of touch will be so keen that you’ll invariably distinguish between balls and similarly sized objects.

Each discovery will feel like a minor triumph, and selling the balls will augment your pocket money.

Try to sell direct to players and avoid Pro Shop staff (who’ll sense your awkwardness and cheat you on price).

Always search well away from players. If they think you’re ‘stalking’, stealing or concealing their ball, they’ll launch a terrifying tirade.

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